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From Miss Piggy
and Josh Groban to Fozzie and Jay Leno,
discuss all aspects of "The
Muppets on Dancing with the Stars
night don't miss The Muppets return to "Dancing with the Stars" on
ABC beginning at 7 central, 8 eastern.
Their Own Words: Jim Henson
Discuss one of the
best Jim Henson documentaires ever. Featuring new interviews from the
Henson Family, Frank Oz, Dave Goelz, Carroll Spinney, Fran Brill and
more. Miss the show? Order
Wayne wears a large, bright orange pumpkin costume that covers his chest and back; he sports black sleeves, orange gloves, black...
Wayne: Sam! Where were you?
Floyd walks by, ripping up music.
Floyd: Trash! Trash! Why do I write such trash?
Wayne: *puts on...
Wayne: Do you know where Sam is? I haven't seen him in days!
Stanley: Maybe he was smart, and left.
Wayne: You know what I'm going to do?...
Floyd: *staring at framed photograph*
Walter: You okay, Floyd?
Floyd: Yeah, man. I'm good.
Walter: What's that?
Floyd: A picture of...
Stanley: HA! *does a weird dance* Free fish! Free fish! Free fish!
Wanda: Oh Sam, do you think you can save my honey?
Floyd: *takes a...
Wanda: Oh! My darling Wayne!
Wanda tries to revive the singer.
Wanda: Wake up, my darling! Oh, please wake up!
Floyd: *walks by,...
Wayne: Why, of course you'll be the first to get an invitation. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Wanda: We wouldn't have it any other way....
Stanley: How the heck should I know? It's a fish. They all look the same to me.
Wanda: *giggles* Thank you, Sam.
Wayne: Hey! My hair...
Wanda: *combing Wayne's hair* Oh, Wayne. Why are you so perfect?
Wayne: Must I tell you? Again?
Walter: She's still out of it, huh?...
Walter: *dazed* Who's Walter?
Wanda: You wouldn't understand them.
Stanley: *to Sam* If ya wanna see weird, I suggest you look in the...
Wanda: No I don't! You've been watching too many of those skunk cartoons!
Walter: *hair stands up* I'm...good. I'm doing...good. You? Are you...
Floyd laughs so hard at the explosion, he drops to the floor and is still.
Walter: That's normal. Sometimes Floyd laughs so hard, he passes...
Wanda: Thank y--Wayne! Get this smelly pirate off me!
Wayne: *fooling with button* I have enough problems.
Floyd: *laughs* Good to see...
Floyd: You found his soul? Groovy! *looks into jar* Hey man. Haven't heard from you in a while. Oh, this is Floyd Pepper. So how ya doin'? How's...
Stanley: *to Floyd* Are ya laughin' 'cause something's funny, or are ya just laughin'?
Floyd: Wanda came back and--...
Floyd: So how was the visit, mama?
Wanda: Oh, I enjoyed every second of it. Really. Mommy was her usual self.
Floyd: *beat* Do the funky chicken?
Wayne: *sighs* I know, Don. It's my curse for being so talented. At least one can understand my music....
Floyd: *cackles* Hey Wayne, you never looked better!
Stanley: *laughs* Want a carrot?
Wayne: I don't understand your humor. *to Sam* Is every...
Wayne: *to Don* So I hear you're a fan. *takes autographed photo out of coat pocket and hands it to Don* There you go, buddy. I must admit I've...
Wayne: I understand someone has been asking about me.
Floyd: The cops?
Wayne: Y--why don't you buy a toupee with some brains in it?...
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