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Ailie: Wa-hah! Wa-hah! Wa-hah!
Sam: What on earth are you doing?
Ailie: Practicing my evil laugh.
Sam: Dare I ask why?
So I can...
Blind Pew: Did zomebody zay party?
-strolls out of his room, accidentally knocking over a coat-rack-
ZEE PARTY DOESN'T ZTART UNTIL PEW WALKS IN!...
Sam: -pokes head out from the kitchen, frowning at Animal-
I would say it's common courtesy to knock but seeing as it's you...
Well, it's bound to go...
Zoot: -sprawled on the couch, sleeping the day away-
Sam: -marches into the living room, grabbing his newspaper and casting the saxaphonist a...
Spamela: -starts playing the CD, happily busting a move-
Sam: Miss Hamderson, control yourself!
Spamela: Oh, but I love this song!
Sam: Well, some...
Sam: -buries his face in his hands--ahem, wings-
You have got to be kidding me.
-follows Digit, flailing-...
Ailie: Because the powers that be are evil! Evil, I tells ya! Eeeeevil!
Sam: -finally throws down paper-
Ailie, do you mind?!
Ailie: Do I mind...
Ailie: Yeah! As long as we don't get kidnapped by a scary little girl because the network executives said so!
Sam: -lowers paper yet again-
Ailie: -stops in mid-poke-
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Try to take over the world. O_O
Sam: -lowers paper, glaring down at Animal-
Sam: -grumbles and resumes reading-
-slowly reaches out and pokes Digit's 'hair'; gets zapped-
Sam: -is surrounded by weirdos-...
Sam: Ahhh, peace and-- -gives a start, ruffling the paper, spluttering- Oh, what is it now?!
-hurries for the door, abruptly tripping...
Ailie: -drags in a cannon, then a plastic pool filled with green jello-
Sam: -reading the news, calmly turning the page-
Ailie: Okay! I'll sing something different, then!
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE--
Sam: Ailie, please!
Ailie: I'M THE KING OF THE RHUMBA BEAT--
Spamela: -suddenly caught in a Pepe huggle, happily returning it-
Hi again, Mr. Poodlepants! Oh!
Wait, I thought I was Snow White!
Ailie: Hey guys, it's Sunday! You know what that means!
Sam: I'm finally going to be allowed to read the paper in peace?
Dr. Teeth: All day jam...
Sam: -stands at a podium and clears his throat- Today, I would like to address the complete abomination that is the music industry.
Dr. Teeth: You...
Sam: Pardon me, Dr. Honeydew but I don't think history, especially American history, is your forte. -clears throat- Now kindly take that ridiculous...
Ailie: -happily returns the tackles, dancing with the lovely Claudz around the hallway-
Sam: -gasps at Pepe-
How dare you, young man! Using such a...
-lifts head, eyes widening-
Sam: Oh no, not another weirdo! There's too many of them as it is!
Dr. Teeth: You make...
Blind Pew: -screaming and flailing-
Dr. Teeth: ...I'll take your word for it. -smiles- Hey Cait, how you doin'?
Zoot: Oh, no...uhhh...no...uhhh......
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