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Ailie: Okay! I'll sing something different, then!
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE--
Sam: Ailie, please!
Ailie: I'M THE KING OF THE RHUMBA BEAT--
Spamela: -suddenly caught in a Pepe huggle, happily returning it-
Hi again, Mr. Poodlepants! Oh!
Wait, I thought I was Snow White!
Ailie: Hey guys, it's Sunday! You know what that means!
Sam: I'm finally going to be allowed to read the paper in peace?
Dr. Teeth: All day jam...
Sam: -stands at a podium and clears his throat- Today, I would like to address the complete abomination that is the music industry.
Dr. Teeth: You...
Sam: Pardon me, Dr. Honeydew but I don't think history, especially American history, is your forte. -clears throat- Now kindly take that ridiculous...
Ailie: -happily returns the tackles, dancing with the lovely Claudz around the hallway-
Sam: -gasps at Pepe-
How dare you, young man! Using such a...
-lifts head, eyes widening-
Sam: Oh no, not another weirdo! There's too many of them as it is!
Dr. Teeth: You make...
Blind Pew: -screaming and flailing-
Dr. Teeth: ...I'll take your word for it. -smiles- Hey Cait, how you doin'?
Zoot: Oh, no...uhhh...no...uhhh......
Dr. Teeth: -wanders in- Hey guys, I--what'd I miss?
Sam: -grumbles about having no time for this, walking off-
Zoot: -mutters to Janice- You okay,...
Sam: -stares down at Digit; shakes head in exasperation-
Zoot: -nods and edges closer to Janice- Yeah, uhhh, what she said!
Blind Pew: What waz...
Blind Pew: NYAHAHAHAHA!
Sam: You fiend!
Blind Pew: Zat eez Captain Fiend to you!
Sam: Oh, I'm terribly sorry! >_> I meant you weirdo!
Spamela: Hi Caity! Sure, that'd be super fun!
Blind Pew: -hears Lips- Flamethrower? Where?
Sam: -arriving- Don't give him any ideas!
Blind Pew: Aha! -clomps over to Apartment 8- Nobody move! Zis eez a, how you zay, ztick-up!
Spamela: And this is a stick!
Ailie: And this is an...
Sam: You, sir, are an insult to classic literature!
Blind Pew: -yelling at a lamp- How dare you! I am a genius, vile zeagull! A genius!
Ailie: -crashes into Apartment 7 on a flying motorcycle-
EEEEE! Home, sweet home!
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts--
Sam: -using the...
Ailie: -rises from the deeeead-
Sam: -lowers newspaper slowly-
Ugh! Back, are you?
Ailie: Why, yes! Yes, I am, Yoda!
Sam: How dare you!...
Ailie: Hey Sam!
Ailie: ...I didn't even ask the question yet.
Sam: It doesn't matter, the answer is still no!
Ailie: What if it...
Sam: I must say...Christmas is my favorite time of the year.
Blind Pew: Zyou don't zay! Well, my favorite eez--
Sam: I don't want to know....
Sam: -steps up to a podium, readying himself for a long speech-
Ladies and gentleman...and Zoot, today we celebrate a timely tradition called...
Ailie: -thwacks head against her biology textbook-
Sam: Dare I ask...?
Ailie: It's my method of learning. :I
Sam: And who taught you that...
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