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Wayne wears a large, bright orange pumpkin costume that covers his chest and back; he sports black sleeves, orange gloves, black...
Wayne: Sam! Where were you?
Floyd walks by, ripping up music.
Floyd: Trash! Trash! Why do I write such trash?
Wayne: *puts on...
Wayne: Do you know where Sam is? I haven't seen him in days!
Stanley: Maybe he was smart, and left.
Wayne: You know what I'm going to do?...
Floyd: *staring at framed photograph*
Walter: You okay, Floyd?
Floyd: Yeah, man. I'm good.
Walter: What's that?
Floyd: A picture of me...
Stanley: HA! *does a weird dance* Free fish! Free fish! Free fish!
Wanda: Oh Sam, do you think you can save my honey?
Floyd: *takes a sip...
Wanda: Oh! My darling Wayne!
Wanda tries to revive the singer.
Wanda: Wake up, my darling! Oh, please wake up!
Floyd: *walks by, cackling*...
Wayne: Why, of course you'll be the first to get an invitation. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Wanda: We wouldn't have it any other way....
Stanley: How the heck should I know? It's a fish. They all look the same to me.
Wanda: *giggles* Thank you, Sam.
Wayne: Hey! My hair isn't...
Wanda: *combing Wayne's hair* Oh, Wayne. Why are you so perfect?
Wayne: Must I tell you? Again?
Walter: She's still out of it, huh?...
Walter: *dazed* Who's Walter?
Wanda: You wouldn't understand them.
Stanley: *to Sam* If ya wanna see weird, I suggest you look in the...
Wanda: No I don't! You've been watching too many of those skunk cartoons!
Walter: *hair stands up* I'm...good. I'm doing...good. You? Are you good?...
Floyd laughs so hard at the explosion, he drops to the floor and is still.
Walter: That's normal. Sometimes Floyd laughs so hard, he passes out....
Wanda: Thank y--Wayne! Get this smelly pirate off me!
Wayne: *fooling with button* I have enough problems.
Floyd: *laughs* Good to see you...
Floyd: You found his soul? Groovy! *looks into jar* Hey man. Haven't heard from you in a while. Oh, this is Floyd Pepper. So how ya doin'? How's...
Stanley: *to Floyd* Are ya laughin' 'cause something's funny, or are ya just laughin'?
Floyd: Wanda came back and--...
Floyd: So how was the visit, mama?
Wanda: Oh, I enjoyed every second of it. Really. Mommy was her usual self.
Floyd: *beat* Do the funky chicken?
Wayne: *sighs* I know, Don. It's my curse for being so talented. At least one can understand my music....
Floyd: *cackles* Hey Wayne, you never looked better!
Stanley: *laughs* Want a carrot?
Wayne: I don't understand your humor. *to Sam* Is every...
Wayne: *to Don* So I hear you're a fan. *takes autographed photo out of coat pocket and hands it to Don* There you go, buddy. I must admit I've never...
Wayne: I understand someone has been asking about me.
Floyd: The cops?
Wayne: Y--why don't you buy a toupee with some brains in it?
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