The New New Quote Thread

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Quarky has been exposed to nuclear material, and is now glowing green.
QUARKY: Daddy... what's happening to me?
BILL THE LAB GUY: Haha! Don't worry, sweetheart, it's called puberty; your body is changing in strange and wonderful ways.
Lasers shoot out of Quarky's eyes, dividing Bill in half.
QUARKY: Oops.
BILL THE LAB GUY: That's perfectly normal.
 

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Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."

Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.

Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.

Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did

This quote always makes me LOL, from clueless - 1995
 

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Mac: Bloo you exposed my boxer shorts!
Bloo: and what's so bad about that
Mac: They have little hearts on them
Bloo: Hahahahahahahahaha
 

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"Colonel Hogan? Can we go out and play in the snow?" ~ Carter
 

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Mac: I can't run a round with a rip in my pants
Bloo: You can't
Mac: Of course I can not
Bloo Okay
Rips off Mac's Pants
 

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"Now we'll never have to worry about remembering not to forget. The signs will help us forget about remembering, so we can relax and just, uh, remember." Tigger.
 

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"Ever wish you could express your emotions with your ears? Me neither!" ~ Kevin McCaffrey
 

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"Don't they have beanstalks in Seattle?" ~ Greg Brady
 
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