MC - The Revival

[dwayne1115]

"Oh well I was going to ask if you wanted my helmet but you took off before i could."

*Throws helmet on the ground*

 

[galagr]

(Um, just to be sure, this party takes place in the Muppet Theater, right?)

*Hobbles out of the broom closet wearing a Christmas sweater and a santa hat*

Oh man...it's been a while. The last *hic*, the last time I partied was the Christmas party that went up in flames last year. Let's hope this one lasts...

*takes off Santa hat* *rips off Christmas sweater to reveal a plain black t-shirt underneath*

I wonder when the other guests will arrive. Let's hope it's be-

*hears splashing noises followed by a loud thud from upstairs*

Sounds like my time has come. Better go check out the commotion...

*groggily walks towards stairs, half asleep, completely unaware of the gaping hole standing in front of myself*

It sounds like there's only a fe- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!

*plummets down the hole, flailing arms and legs, hits the ground with a loud CRUNCH*

Oy. Just what I needed. A running gag, and a painful one at that.

 

[dwayne1115]

*Throws a exploding cupcake down the hole to Galager*

"Here and welcome to the party"

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*Looks down into the hole*

Yeah, I know how you feel, Galagr. Need any help outta there?

 

[galagr]

*gets hit on the head with said cupcake*

Hmm...I know better than to eat food that was mysteriously thrown down a pit.

*hears ticking noise inside of the cupcake*

*gasp!* It's a TIME BOMB! Well then, how would you like it if I defeated your explosion with...

*pulls out explosion trigger (like Constantine's), hides a frosting proof micro bomb on the cupcake, and tosses the cupcake up and out of the hole.*

Looks like your about to get your comeuppance...or, should I say, comeMUPPETS. *laughs maniacally and pushes trigger, causing a deafening explosion*

HAHA! Looks like I'm the winner this time arou-

*hears rumbling, and notices the floor starting to crack and crumble beneath me*

Wuh-oh. This can't be gOOOOOODDD!

*falls even deeper into the hole*

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*Looks on at the explosive fiasco while eating popcorn, not realising there's expolsives in them too.*

I see *munch* you have this under control

Wait a minute...something's not right...I know! I hate popcorn! Yelch!

*Throws popcorn into the hole.*

 

[dwayne1115]

*Cupcake explodes all over me and a new bigger hole cracks open on the floor*

"Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha" (loud thud) "good thing some of the incing broke my fall!"

 

[galagr]

*Looks on at the explosive fiasco while eating popcorn, not realising there's expolsives in them too.*

I see *munch* you have this under control*

Wait a minute...something's not right...I know! I hate popcorn! Yelch!

*Throws popcorn into the hole.*

*gets pelted with popcorn*

I resent that!
Hmm. Well, I'm sure popcorn can't nearly have as large as an explosion as a cupcake would ha-

*pop*

Huh?

*crackle*

Uh...

*pop* *pop*

Well. How ironic. The explosive popcorn pops. Surely no harm can come from that!

*popping quickens and intensifies in pace*

Huh. *pop* I just *pop* foreshadowed *pop* something, didn't *pop* I?

*for every pop, another crack appears on the ground*

*shouts upward* Hey! *pop* don't *pop* throw *popcrackle* any *crackpoppop* more *popcrunchcrack* food *rumblecrack* down *poprumblerumble* heREEEEEEEEEE!

*the floor gives way once again, plunging me further into darkness*

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*Shouting down the hole*

HEY! HAVE YOU REACH THE FIRST LEVEL OF H E L L YET?

*Laughs*

Oh, I crack myself up!

 

[dwayne1115]

*runs up the stairs and start looking around* "Someone give me something to throw down the hole, or should i say holes?"