The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

Piggy The Frog

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Robin: *falls asleep on top of the piano*

Awwww, the poor little guy's exhausted from all the partying!
 

Teheheman

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Cool. It's not gonna work, but let's see what happens *Puts on mistletoe hat*

Daniel
 

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Robin, robin, you gotta wake up...................

Robin: (groggily) Huh? Oh, hello galagr, just ( yawn ) give me five more minutes.....( dozes off )

Ok, buddy, and after you wake up we can play "Pin the Tail on the Penguin".
:zany:: Wak?
Er, I mean pin the tail on the Chicken
:cluck: : Bawk?
(Sigh) I mean pin the tail on the food object
Muppet Carrot: I take ofense to that statement.
You know what? Let's just drink eggnog after he wakes up.

Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Egg Nog, Eggy nog......................
 

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Uh, galagr, you forgot that Dr. Phil Van Neuter took the egg nog, I mean... never mind I will come back with more egg nog.
Colette Muppet - No, dear, you can't go out there, that storm is WICKED.
Okay, then I will have coffee.
:halo: COFFEE! COFFEE! AHAHAHA!
What the hey? ANIMAL! Okay, the cookies are out, I'm out of friutcake because the penguins ate it.
:zany: WA WA WA WA
Then, WHO HAS MY SWEATER?
:cluck: BAWk BAWK!
Chickens? Then you what? This ia a DISASTER! What should I do now?
 

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*Canned laughter and applause*
That definitely wasn't funny.
:rolleyes:: Eh? I can make tings funnier.
:embarrassed:: Wait wait wait! I thought I was the funny one here.
You are, Fozzie.
:embarrassed:: Oh good! 'Cause I got this great new joke. Wanna hear it?
Sure.
:embarrassed:: So...a midget is working at a mall during the Christmas season. You know...when you see all those Santas at the malls and stuff. So anyways, a little girl sees the midget and yells out "Mommy! It's the Little Saint Nick!" Ahhh! Wocka wocka!
 

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That definitely wasn't funny.
:rolleyes:: Eh? I can make tings funnier.
:embarrassed:: Wait wait wait! I thought I was the funny one here.
You are, Fozzie.
:embarrassed:: Oh good! 'Cause I got this great new joke. Wanna hear it?
Sure.
:embarrassed:: So...a midget is working at a mall during the Christmas season. You know...when you see all those Santas at the malls and stuff. So anyways, a little girl sees the midget and yells out "Mommy! It's the Little Saint Nick!" Ahhh! Wocka wocka!
:sleep: : Hey, bear, you're doing it all wrong.
:boo:: Yeah, you're too close to the audience. Back it up some.
:embarrassed:: *backs up* How's that?
:boo:: Further.
:embarrassed:How far?
:sleep:: Got a car?
:boo:: Do ho ho ho1
 
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