The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

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Annie Sue: Oh, Miss Piggy! You look so lovely in that outfit! No wonder Kermit was talking about how beautiful you are!
(Piggy's ears telegraph her interest but she remains unhappy over the presumed frog-pig-snuggling with the wrong pig.)
Piggy: (casually) What did Kermit say?
Annie Sue: He said that you were the prettiest thing he'd seen all evening. (leaning closer and giggling) He likes the way your legs look in your fur-lined boots!
Piggy: (turning big blue eyes on Kermit) Kermie--is this true?
(Kermit is equal parts mortified at having his observation repeated, and gratified that Annie Sue is going to bat for him.)
Kermit: (blushing and stammering) Well, um, yeah, I sortof said how cute you looked in your little snow boots and how much I'd been looking forward to coming to the party with you as my date.
Piggy: (eyes shining) Really, Mon Capitan? Vous were looking forward to our date?

------ to be continued ----
 

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*:super: comes crashing through the roof*

:super:: Did I miss anything?
 

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Possibly the fireplace and a few chairs. You sure didn't miss the buffet table. Good thing the cleanup crew is here.

[Rizzo and other rats scramble around, claiming whatever has hit the floor.]
 

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Okay folks... We got choc chip cocoa, winter white cocoa, morning mocha cocoa, double dark chocolate.
Place yer orders and I'll fill 'em up.

*Grabs mugs for Kim, Miss Musical, and Mo Frackle.

:insatiable: There cookies too?
They're out of the oven and on the counter.
:insatiable: Oh boy!
 

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Me and :concern:: Chocolate chip! Jinx!
Me: Wait...I don't believe in jinxes.
:concern:: Really? Cause I had the duct tape all set for my mouth.
 

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Heh, on jinxes you just owe the other person a soda.
*Slides mug of choc chip chocolate to Miss Musical.

*Leaves giant Bugs Bunny mug near the sink for after the orders are completed, that's my mug.
:wisdom: Really? It looks like Snuffy's mug.
Yeah well... Big chief moderator means I get the big mug, especially since I bought it in the first place.
 

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Double dark chocolate for me!

Ooh, and the mug's nice and warm. Feels good on arthritic joints in winter.
 

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Ru: Elmo, honey, come over here and let me get some of that glue out of your fur--you're going to get stuck to the tree.
Elmo: But I'm sure holding on to my cocoa mug!
 
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