MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

[Hubert]

Norman: Yes...I commend you for specifying. Wonderful showing of your knowledge of terms there.

 

[Lola p]

Grace: GEt the key... help....

 

[Hubert]

Norman: Never fear, this is a job for, Norman the Marketing Executive! I'll figure out the perfect keyword to get you out...

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: If only we had a keyword...*hits head on cell door which swings it open and closed* Think .... think...

 

[The Count]

Father Moppet: I'm afraid I left the bolt-cutters in my other pants...and by pants I mean trousers.

But you don't wear no other trousers gov'nor.

 

[Hubert]

Father Moppet: If only we had a keyword...*hits head on cell door which swings it open and closed* Think .... think...

Norman: *begins singing*
Sit down in our Thinking Chair and think...think...think!
Cause when we use our mind, take a step at a time
We can do anything...that we wanna do!

*Father Moppet and Grace stare at Norman*

What? It was the one kids show that had a prime example of product placement...though it is unknown if it was done on purpose, Mailbox was based on an actual 1932 mailbox, one that is very valuable today. We have reason to believe that someone from an antique shop with one may have been working in the developmental stages of the show...

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[Lola p]

*magicly teleports a blow torch to father*


Will that help?

 

[Hubert]

Norman: Unfortunately, it probably won't...we need something strong, something with the properties of metal, something with a sharp edge...

*looks around*

Does anyone have a pair of scissors?

 

[Lola p]

*poofs scissors in*


Will those help?

 

[Hubert]

Norman: *takes scissors* It's worth a try. *begins trying to cut through the bars with scissors, they break in half as soon as he begins* Or not.